"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that. It's called
EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."

                                     - Drew Carey

The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.

    -- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934
    World Series

"Being in politics is like being a football coach;
you have to be smart enough to understand the
game, and dumb enough to think it's important." 

    - Eugene McCarthy 

"Adrian, I am going to shove something very big into your mouth. And it's
 not going to be my breast. Don't quote me on that."
                        -- Karen

* If you don't die from it -- it is healthy.