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"I still have my health. *thok* I still have my health. *thok* I still have
 my health."

-- Ally McBeal on lost love
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"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his 
hands for masturbation."

                                        - Lily Tomlin
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"Sorry about that Chief." 

     - Maxwell Smart
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Behind every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised 
mother-in-law.
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If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably 
haven't completely understood the situation.
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