"Adelaide water: The closest thing to Guinness without actually tasting nice." -- me
Work is the curse of the drinking classes. - Oscar Wilde
Imagine if there were no hypothetical situations... - John Mendosa
"Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed a cat." -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London
I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.
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