I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair
   under my arms instead.
         Sue Kolinsky

"The thing that gets me is that one of the arguments that landed
 Robert Morris, author of ``the internet worm'' in jail was all
 the sysadmins' time his prank cost. Yet the author of sendmail
 is still walking around free without even a U (for Unixery)
 branded on his forehead."
                        -- Nicolas.Pioch@enst.fr

The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very greatest.

                                      - - - Clifton Fadiman

When I was growing up, we were so poor that when I asked my father
for something to play with, he cut a hole in my pants pocket. 

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my 
fishburger and I realize, Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner." 

- Lynda Montgomery