I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian !
"Hoping to get people to go to museums again, New York City has started a new ad campaign called "I Love New York Culture". But if they want me to go back to museums, they should name the campaign "Sorry We Yelled At You For Touching Stuff, Jimmy Fallon." -- Jimmy Fallon
Violence punctuated by committee meetings. --George Will
Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." Woody Allen.
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