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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian !

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"Hoping to get people to go to museums 
again, New York City has started a new 
ad campaign called "I Love New York 
Culture". But if they want me to go 
back to museums, they should name the 
campaign "Sorry We Yelled At You For 
Touching Stuff, Jimmy Fallon." 
                      -- Jimmy Fallon


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Violence punctuated by committee meetings.
        
                                        --George Will

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Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.


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"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting
for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." 

Woody Allen.

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