Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear. - Lazarus Long
Lord, how the day passes! It's like a life - so quickly when we don't watch it, and so slowly if we do. - John Steinbeck
"Men have become the tools of their tools." - Henry David Thoreau
the television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little... - Ray Bradbury
Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
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