"Why could you possibly be interested in the bestiality one if it doesn't
 turn you on?"
"Well why are you interested in the spanking one?"
"Because it _does_ turn me on..."
                        -- Janet Robertson, Karen, Janet

It is not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
        -- Phil White

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Skipper: I'm not overweight, I just have big bones.
Gilligan: Yeah, and they're covered with big meat.

    - Gilligan's Island 

"The right to be heard does not automatically
include the right to be taken seriously." 

    - Hubert Humphrey