"Sleep is for wimps. Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps nonetheless"
                        -- Gary "Wolf" Barnes, in alt.sysadmin.recovery

"Mr Reith warns a vote for Labor would see a return of high interest rates
 and high unemployment, but denies he is engaging in scare tactics in the
 final weeks of the campaign."

-- ABC News. (Yeah right. No scare tactics at all.)

"... this bit here says 'I don't think we're in UNIX anymore Toto'..."
                        -- me

"I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words." -- Jo
       Ramos

On Clinton: "A man will occasionally step on his dick, but he shouldn't
stand on it"
                                                     
                                                     --Kris Kristofferson.