Examine what is said, not who speaks.

(Arabian Proverb)

"... I told her the thing I loved most about her was her mind... because
 that's what told her to get into bed with me naked..."
                        -- Steven Wright

"If a picture paints a thousand words could the Bible then become 36
 collectable bubblegum cards?"
                        -- DAAS Songbook

Conway's law:
In any organization, there will always be one person who
knows what is going on. This person should be fired.

Modern parents believe toilet training should be an easy and
casual affair.  Just let the child s*%# all over everything.  This
prepares him or her for a brilliant career as a talk show host.

                                                        --P.J. O'Rouke