Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
       marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be
   discontinued... Reason: it has been reported to our office that you
   expired on January 1, 1976.
   -- Letter from the Illinois Department of Public Aid

He who says there is no such thing as an honest man, you may be sure is himself a knave. 

                                                        --Bishop Berkeley

The wise never marry, and when they marry, they become otherwise.

"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt"

                                  --Mark Twain