Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

"To what do you attribute your old age?"
"The fact that I was born a long time ago."

"Americans have different ways of saying things.
They say "elevator", we say "lift" ...
they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git." 

Alexai Sayle.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

Unknown

"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. " 
    - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)