Try calling up strangers in the phone book and forgiving them.
Not only will it loosen you up for the crucial real thing, the
strangers will feel better. Everyone likes to know they're forgiven. 

    - Rich Hall 

* Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

"It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out."
                        -- the most appropriate fortune quote I've ever got

"Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate
it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it
and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for
seventy-five cents." 

     - Billiam Coronel 

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station .... what more can I say..........