It's so hard to say au revoir,
So let's just say hors d'oeurve.

                        - Martin Mull

"[Do you hate people?]"
"Pretty much, I would have to say absolutely."
"[Why?]"
"Ignorance."
                        -- Random Interviewer, Maynard James Keenan (lead
                                singer of Tool)

"The following two statements are usually both true:

There's not enough documentation.

There's too much documentation."

-- Larry Wall

ON WORLD POLITICS
   Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

"SPAM CHEESECAKE?!?!?!?"

-- Brian Kantor in alt.sysadmin.recovery