"... hush my darling, be still my darling, the lion's on the phone..."
                        -- to the tune of "The lion sleeps tonight",
                                They Might Be Giants, "The Guitar"

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. 

Your car has Dodge written on the front of it, do 
                    you really need a horn?

"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational 
things in the pursuit of phenominally unlikely payoffs. This is the 
principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion." 

- Scott Adams

Antiques are things one generation buys, the next
generation gets rid off, and the following generation
buys again.