"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."

                                                - Paul Rodriguez

"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo." 

    - Jim Harrison

"Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place." 

     - Billy Crystal. 

I gave my wife a new watch for her birthday . . . waterproof,
shockproof, unbreakable and anti-magnetic. Absolutely nothing
could happen to it. She lost it. 

     -Joey Adams 

Lead us not into temptation.
Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

     - Sam Levenson