"American Beer is a lot like making love in a row boat --
It's F**king close to water!" 

     -Monty Python's Eric Idle 

And it was a very good book of Rasputin's involvement in that,
which shows how people that are really very weird can get into
sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. 

    - Dan Quayle on Nicholas, and Alexandra 

ON PROBLEM SOLVING
   When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to
   resemble a nail.
        -- Abraham Maslow

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow
   you'll be afraid to cough.
         Pearl Williams

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.