"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,
       it is generally employed only by small children and large
       nations." -- David Friedman

You know the world is going to hell when the best rapper is 
white and the best golfer is black. 


Sent by Tony

Airline quotes:

"As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat
backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position."

"... you haven't seen untidiness until you've seen a room where the gravity
 has failed twice in different directions."
                        -- Michael Marshall Smith, "Only Forward"

Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing
   that way.