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It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired.

    - Lazarus Long
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Seen on a bumper sticker...

    If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. 

    -- Han Solo
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Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. 

     --Catherine Zandonella
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I want to have children, but my friends scare me.  One of my friends
told me she was in labor for 36 hours.  I don't even want to do anything
that feels good for 36 hours.

                                           -Rita Rudner
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