"I feel schizophrenic; first he says 'open your mouth,' then he says 'keep it closed.'" - Monica Lewinski
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
"Crime does not pay... as well as politics." -- Alfred E. Newman
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." Peter O'Toole.
If I was you I would have sex with me
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