"I remember the last thing my grandfather said to me... in fact the last
 thing he ever said... he said 'Paul, give me back my pills'..."
                        -- Paul McDermott, DAAS "Dead and Alive"

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy.

                                       - - - Miles Kington

"From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however,
       makes a life." -- Arthur Ashe

Woody Allen - "I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the
           universe when it's hard enough to find your way around
           Chinatown."

A diplomat is a person who thinks twice before he says
nothing.

Frederick Sawyer