The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make
   them unsafe.
   -- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia

"His ignorance is encyclopedic" 
    - Abba Eban 

"How tall are you?" 

"Six foot seven."

"Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches." 

- Mae West

The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.
   -- Salvador Dali

Don't trust first impulses--they are always good.

                                           --Tallyrand