"Let the wild rumpus begin!" 

"Television has brought back murder into the home
                                  -- where it belongs."

Alfred Hitchcock.

Earn cash in your spare time... blackmail friends.

Nothing is politically right that is
morally wrong.

                   --Daniel O'Connell

It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar
measure has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain
to a woman why the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on.

     - W. C. Fields