"I've even seen adverts for an Australian beer called 'Castlemaine F*ck'. At
 least, I assume that's what it's called - the hoarding adverts say things like
 'Australians wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else' and so on. I wonder how
 anyone brings themselves to order such a thing. ;-)"
                        -- Jo Walton, in rec.arts.sf.written (found in
                                alt.humor.best-of-usenet)

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of --
but do it in private, and wash your hands afterwards.

     - Lazarus Long 

"This book fills a much-needed gap. " 
    - Moses Hadas (1900-1966) in a review 

"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is
   stand still and look stupid."
   --- Hedy Lamarr

Now that food has replaced sex in my life,
I can't even get into my own pants.