What is the Australian for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Sheila!

And the Welsh?

Are you awake, Gwen?

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: More to the point, what was she doing outside of the kitchen?

Now I understand what marketing is:

You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You approach her and 
tell her: "I am very good in bed". That is Direct Marketing.

You are at a party with a group of friends and you see a very pretty 
girl. One of your friends approaches her and tells her: "That guy over 
there is very good in bed". That is Advertising.

You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You ask for her phone 
number. The following day you call her and tell her: "I am very good in 
bed". That is Telemarketing .

You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You recognize her, you 
approach her and refresh her memory by telling her: "Do you remember how 
good I am in bed?" That is Customer Relationship Management. 

You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You get up, fix your 
tie, pour her a drink, open the door for her, pick up her bag when it 
falls and you tell her: "I am very good in bed". That is Public Relations.

You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. She approaches you and 
tells you: "I heard you are very good in bed". That is BRANDING!!

What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? 

Beat it! We're closed...

What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? 

                       Dyslexics Untie!