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Q: What's the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV

  Good: 
        Your son's finally maturing
   Bad: 
        He's involved with the woman next door
 Worse: 
        So are you
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     Why are blonde jokes so short? 

     So men can remember them!
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How many men does it take to pop popcorn? 

     Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and shake the stove.
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What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

"Attention K-Mart shoppers..."
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