IQ wanted me to know there's more than one "Judi" out there.
Her husband's secretary (Edna) one time shredded her (Edna)
own paycheck.  Then she booked her boss on a flight and 
said, "I even got you a window seat because I know how 
you like to smoke."

A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter
   and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man
   pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the
   clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and
   fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he
   got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars. [If someone points a gun at you
   and gives you money, was a crime committed?]


  

Automobile lovers all over the world are said to be supporting the NATO 
air assault on Serbia. Recent pictures from Serbian television apparently 
showedthe Yugo factory ablaze.