When my sister teased her four-year-old daughter by
suggesting she liked a certain boy in her kindergarten
class, the little girl was quite indignant.
"No mommy, I don't," she replied,
"because he's only interested in one thing."
Shocked, my sister cautiously asked what that might be.
"Power Rangers, of course," said the toddler.

Why we proofread:
     ATLANTA (AP) Coca-Cola is fixing an embarrassing typo in the word "disk''
     in copyright information on about 2 million 12-packs of the drink.
     In the misprint, the "s'' is replaced by a "c.'' Normally, the small type
     under the copyright information states that the "red disk icon and contour
     bottle are trademarks of the Coca-Cola Co.''

Texan prisons have banned convicts on death row from having
a last cigarette, on the grounds that it is bad for their
health. However, to compensate for this, condemned men will
instead be permitted to chew a stick of celery.