Sign outside a church in New York City :


Today's Sermon:
Do Not Be Deceived
By Rev. Arthur McConnel 

A while back there was a "true" story (urban legend) about a guy
who was interrupted by the doorbell.

Upon opening the door he found some religious nuts who were very
annoying. As he was in the middle of preparing dinner, he'd gone
to the door with a very large knife in his hand.

At some point, he called out to his friends asking if they'd gotten
virgin ready for the sacrifice.  At this point, the callers fled
from the home, never to return again.

Do you realize 25% of all married men kiss their wife good-bye 
when they leave the house?

Of these same men 90% will kiss their house good-bye when 
their wife leaves.