Carolyn had been born and raised in Iowa and her first trip outside the state was to enroll in college in New York city. Her roommate was a typical NY snob, yet had nice streak. After hearing Carolyn say she was from Iowa her roommate was quick to point out "that's all very nice, but here in the east we pronounce it Ohio."
When George W. Bush was asked if he knew what Roe versus Wade was, he said he thought it was the decision that General George Washington needed to make when he planned to cross the Delaware.
The Roslin lab in Scotland is scheduled for a government budget cut. "But that won't have much effect," says Michael X. Ferraro. "Once you've cloned sheep, it's not that difficult to counterfeit money."
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