A man in Johannesberg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans off each other's head.
The is at the bottom of this actual interview, but you'll need to read the article to appreciate it...enjoy! This is a verbatim extract from a National Public Radio interview between a female broadcaster and Army LT.GEN. Reinwald about sponsoring a Boy Scout Troop on his military installation. ---------------------------- Interviewer: "So, LT.GEN. Reinwald, what are you going to do with these young boys on their adventure holiday?" LTGEN Reinwald: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting." Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?" LTGEN Reinwald: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the range." Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?" LTGEN Reinwald: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm." Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers." LTGEN Reinwald: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?" DEAD AIR.....NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.. Sent by Brian
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
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