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A man in Johannesberg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old
          friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two
          practiced shooting beer cans off each other's head.

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The is at the bottom of this actual interview, but you'll need to 
read the article to appreciate it...enjoy!

This is a verbatim extract from a National Public Radio interview between
a female broadcaster and Army LT.GEN. Reinwald about sponsoring a Boy
Scout Troop on his military installation.
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Interviewer:  "So, LT.GEN. Reinwald, what are you going to do 
with these young boys on their adventure holiday?"

LTGEN Reinwald: "We're going to teach them climbing, 
canoeing, archery, and shooting."

Interviewer: "Shooting!  That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

LTGEN Reinwald: "I don't see why, they'll be properly 
supervised on  the range."

Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?"

LTGEN Reinwald:  "I don't see how, we will be teaching them 
proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm."

Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent 
killers."

LTGEN Reinwald: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but
you're not one, are you?"

DEAD AIR.....NO FURTHER QUESTIONS..


Sent by Brian

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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is 
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may 
only see their reflection in a mirror.

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