Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
"So did you pop your block?" -- Darryl Sharman
"It's still got a kind of throat inspection sound about it..." -- Tim Marks
"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped." -- Sam Levenson (1911-1980)
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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