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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave me the hell alone.

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"So did you pop your block?"
                        -- Darryl Sharman


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"It's still got a kind of throat inspection sound about it..."
                        -- Tim Marks


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"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman
       giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped." -- Sam
       Levenson (1911-1980)


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One should love animals. They are so tasty.

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