"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.
I want to achieve immortality through not dying."

"The feminist notion that the whole of human history has been nothing but a
vast intricate conspiracy by men to enslave their wives, mothers, daughters,
and sisters presents us with an intellectual neurosis for which we do not yet
have a name."

                                    --Edward Abbey

"The crux... is that the vast majority of the
mass of the universe seems to be missing." 

     - William J. Broad 

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

                                 - Steve Martin

I date this girl for two years -- and then the nagging starts: "I
   wanna know your name"
         Mike Binder