"no, tom waits. (he does, I've seen him)"
"what is he waiting on?"
"the floor"
"Oh.  Its a slow floor.  He'll be waiting a while."
"yeah... but Godot should be here soon"
                        -- myself and Sabrina, on #polyamory

"I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics?"
                        -- Caitlin Bree, "Clerks"

   Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands," someone scribbled:
   I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.


  

Rub her feet.

     - Lazarus Long 

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before.

        --Marcus Aurelius