"I say Carmina and you say Burana,
 I say Catulli and you say Carmina,
 Carmina! Burana!
 Catulli! Carmina!
 Let's call the whole thing Orff..."
                        -- Unknown, via Adrian Corston

Smoking cures weight problems...eventually.

If you play with something long enough, you will surely break it.

I wish to you your life to be like toilet paper.
Long and useful.

"To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit." 

Enoch Powell.