Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
The reason American cities are prosperous is that there is no place to sit down. - Alfred J. Talley
And which parallel universe did you crawl out of?
"Yeah I know, I don't have the big one though..." -- me
"Upon the upland road Ride easy, stranger: Surrender to the sky Your heart of anger." - James K. Baxter "High Country Weather"
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