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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.


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The reason American cities are prosperous is
that there is no place to sit down. 

     - Alfred J. Talley 

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And which parallel universe did you crawl out of? 

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"Yeah I know, I don't have the big one though..."
                        -- me


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"Upon the upland road
 Ride easy, stranger:
 Surrender to the sky
 Your heart of anger."
  - James K. Baxter
    "High Country Weather"



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