Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
   which I disapprove.
   -- Ashleigh Brilliant

Picard: "Return that moon to its orbit."
Q:      "I have no powers!  Q, the ordinary!"
Picard: "Q, the liar!  Q, the misanthrope!"
Q:      "Q, the miserable, Q, the desperate!  What must I do to
         convince you people?"
Worf:   "Die."
Q:      "Oh, very clever, Worf.  Eat any good books lately?"
                        -- Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Deja Q"

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."

One time I went to a museum where all the work in the museum had been done by
children.  They had all the paintings up on refrigerators.