"I don't have the lungs to cope with sustained plot loss..."
                        -- Garth Kidd

"You'd better talk to Adrian, he's better at testicle support..."
                        -- Lynn Howard (oops)

When the legislature decides the rules of buying and selling,
the first thing to be bought will be the legislators. 

     - P. J. O'Rourke 

"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo." 

    - Jim Harrison 

"Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting
thought for those people who can't remember where they leave
things." 

     Unknown