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Children in back seats cause accidents.
Accidents in back seats cause children.
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a
   bank robbery has just taken place.
         Johnny Carson
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DON'T PANIC--in big friendly letters.
        --Douglas Adams
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What's another word for Thesaurus? 

     - Steve Wright
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I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
our papers. We are the president." 

     - Hillary Clinton, commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents
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