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Once over the hill, you pick up speed.

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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning 
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New Yorkers like to boast that if you can survive in New York, you can 
survive anywhere. But if you can survive anywhere, why live in New York? 

                                         - Edward Abbey

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'Lord Birkenhead is very clever, but sometimes his brains 
go to his head'

Margot Asquith


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"I have enough money to last me the rest of my
life unless I buy something."


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