Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
New Yorkers like to boast that if you can survive in New York, you can survive anywhere. But if you can survive anywhere, why live in New York? - Edward Abbey
'Lord Birkenhead is very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head' Margot Asquith
"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something."
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