That's the trouble with engineers;
They're always trying to change things.

     - Dr. McCoy, Star Trek: the Motionless Picture 

Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say
enough on that subject.

                                                      --Tallyrand

"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." --
       Fran Lebowitz

"...
 I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
 I know you'll be a sun in someone else's sky,
 But why can't it be mine?"
                        -- Pearl Jam, "Black"
                                (Ok, so it's sickening. Sue me.)

A straight line may be the shortest distance between
two points, but it is by no means the most interesting. 

     - The Doctor, Doctor Who