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Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube There are some 
things one would rather have done than do. 

- Edward Abbey
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"Happy Birthday Usenet Oracle!
 The Usenet Oracle celebrated it's 6th birthday Sunday, 8 October 1995.
 That's about ... let's see ... 1,320 in Internet years."
                        -- Steve Kinzler, rec.humor.oracle
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If you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
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A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
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Edward Chilton - "I'm worried that the universe will soon
           need replacing. It's not holding a charge."
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