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A baby is something you carry inside of you for 9 months, In your arms for 
three years, And in your heart till the day you die.

                     -- Monica Mason --
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My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it.  So I'm going to move to New
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Platonic friend is like a dick in a glass.
In case of an emergency -- you break the glass.

                                     -- Chris Rock
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"20% of all road accidents in Sweden involve a moose."
                        -- Unknown
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"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." 

              - Gloria Steinem
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