If I had done what President Clinton did 
My wife would have "issued a statement" too and it would have 
said: "Jim Rosenberg can go to hell."

ON NUMBERS
   Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3---not even for very large values of
   2.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've
       got it made.

"In any business, the customer is always right, except when he calls
 technical support."
                        -- rone@netcom.com, in alt.sysadmin.recovery