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"Don't Keep reaching for the stars 
because you'll just look like an idiot 
stretching that way for no reason"
                       -- Jimmy Fallon


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If a great deal of time has been expended seeking the answer to a problem
    with the only result being failure, the answer will be immediately
    obvious to the first unqualified person.


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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support Group

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"Intolerance is the last defense of the insecure."
                        -- Unknown


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