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I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares.



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"I grew up with six brothers.
That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom." 

Bob Hope.

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Advocates of capitalism are very apt to appeal to the sacred
princples of liberty, which are embodied in one maxim: The
fortunate must not be restrained in the exercise of tyranny
over the unfortunate. 

    - Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970) 

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One more drink and I'd be under the host. 

     - Parker 

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Man has been called a rational being, but rationality is a matter of choice - and
    the alternative his nature offers him is: rational being or suicidal animal. Man
    has to be man - by choice; he has to hold his life as a value - by choice; he has to
    learn to sustain it - by choice; he has to discover the values it requires and
    practice his virtues - by choice.

    -- Ayn Rand, "Galt's Speech," Atlas Shrugged 

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