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What we call human nature, is actually human habit. -- Jewel


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* If everything is going well, you don't know what the hell is Going
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"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never
       worshipped anything but himself." -- Sir Richard F. Burton


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"Only Lawyers and mental defectives are
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                                            -- George Bernard Shaw

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My VCR flashes 01:35, 01:35, 01:35, ...


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