What we call human nature, is actually human habit. -- Jewel

* If everything is going well, you don't know what the hell is Going
       on.

"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never
       worshipped anything but himself." -- Sir Richard F. Burton

"Only Lawyers and mental defectives are
automatically exempt for jury duty." 

                                            -- George Bernard Shaw

My VCR flashes 01:35, 01:35, 01:35, ...