Priest is someone addressed by everyone as "Father"
except his children who call him "uncle".

Love is a many-splendored thing. Until you have to explain
to 300 million people why your splendor "by-product" is
causing a tax hike to cover the new Presidential Emergency
Dry-Cleaning Fund. Then it's just a pain in the ass. 

    - Alisa Meadows 

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have
to alter it every six months."

                                                 -- Oscar Wilde

Clothes make the man.

Naked people have little or no influence on society. 

Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person and say,
"Who do you think you are?"