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"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
           -- Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
                                  --Rush Limbaugh,
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I wanted to go the Paranoids Anonymous meeting,
but they wouldn't tell me where it was.
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G: "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?" EB:
   "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and
   scatter oneself over a wide area."
   -- Somewhere in No Man's Land, BA4
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Life is a shit sandwich & everyday you take another bite.
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"Look, buddy:  Windows 3.1 IS A General Protection Fault."
                        -- The BOFH excuse server
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