Not all chemicals are bad. For example, without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
"He that lives in hope danceth without music." -- George Herbert
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament. -Gloria Steinam
Captain J. A. Hadfield: "This art of resting the mind and the power of dismissing from it all care and worry is probably one of the secrets of energy in our great men."
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