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Not all chemicals are bad. For example,
without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen,
there would be no way to make water,
a vital ingredient in beer.

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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably 
worth it.

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"He that lives in hope danceth without music." 
  
                                       -- George Herbert

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If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.

                                               -Gloria Steinam

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Captain J. A. Hadfield: 
     "This art of resting the mind and the power of dismissing from it
all care and worry is probably one of the secrets of energy in our great men."

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