"The artists formerly known as Itch-e & Scratch-e now wish to be known as
 Boo Boo & Mace. And Johnny Rotten is John Lydon, Ziggy Stardust is David
 Bowie these days, Adam Ant is no-one in particular and Gary Glitter is of
 no further importance. Life goes on."
                        -- dB magazine

Lysdexia: a peech imspediment we live to learn with...

Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.

Never consult a woman about her rival, a coward about a war,
or a merchant about a bargain.
        --Manny Schlott

"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
 And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew
 them like applesauce they taste more like prunes than a rhubarb does.
 Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know."
                        -- Groucho Marx